Monday, 6 November 2017

                           SNAIL WITH AN ATTITUDE 


A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the

porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the

door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’




























                                                RAJU in a Bank


RAMESH  (BANK MANAGER) : Cash khatam ho gya hai kal aana

RAJU : Lekin muzhe mere paise abhi chahiye

RAMESH : Dekhiye aap ghussa mt kariye , shaanti se baat  kijiye,

RAJU : Theek hai bulao shaanti ko ab me us hi se baat krunga 



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